Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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