But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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