he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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