Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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