After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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