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Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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