I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
of course. lets lasso hookers.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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