Whoa Z and x make the same sound
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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