Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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