Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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