Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
