okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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