On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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