No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Randomize
