ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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