Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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