I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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