**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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