Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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