Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
There's always time for handjobs
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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