Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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