were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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