That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
