Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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