You're a womanizer and a bitch.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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