The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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