Cold hands, warm shart.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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