Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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