1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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