she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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