We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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