she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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