my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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