I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Randomize
