And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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