I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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