gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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