You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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