i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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