butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
How external is "for external use only"?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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