i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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