called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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