i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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