speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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