Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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