3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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