Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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