yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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