What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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