I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Randomize
