Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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