Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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