just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize
